Insults For Being Fat

1. You’re so fat, you could sell shade!

2. You’re so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

3. You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

4. You’re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

5. You’re so fat, when you take a shower your feet don’t get wet!

6. Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!

7. You’re so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for your liposuction!

8. At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn’t hit me in the face.

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