Birthday Tease


I hastily tried to search online,
For the perfect birthday rhyme.
But couldn’t find a suitable poem,
And just decided to make up my own.

You’re cute and cuddly, just like a doll,
I just want to grab your hand and go for a stroll.
Actually just teasing! I think you’re pleasantly mature,
And even find that u’ve got a certain mysterious allure.

Birthdays can sometimes be a little drab, I’m sure,
But can be fixed with laughter, it’s the only cure!
You’re rare and a little eccentric,
An awfully cool friend, for a chick!

I wish you a super fabulous birthday,
And hope there is a hundred more, everyone more special than today.

This joke was submitted by Christiaan de Wet.


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Whish I was there


Twiddling my fingers, don’t know what to write,
Especially as you’re over the horizon & outa sight
What will I do, what can a say………
I guess I can start, with happy birthday!

I tried, but found it a little bit hard,
To find and post you a birthday card.
So a poem instead I decided to write,
And plan to send with love on a magical kite.

Now I’m doing well & is on a roll,
But still feel like a man applying for parole
Wish I could magically transport myself over there
In order to look over the counter, with a shy little stare

This day should be special and end with some flair,
People around you, with party hats that care.
When the clock at twelve will strike,
I better find you singing, as if you had a mike.

The song should be jolly and a little bit gay,
Loud as hell, screaming it’s my birthday!

This joke was submitted by Christiaan de Wet.


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Today Is Birthday

Today is the day.
But what day is it?
Maybe its Christmas, Maybe its Halloween?
Could today be the day we see the Queen?

Maybe we will get tons of sweets
After Christmas Mass
Maybe we will dress up in our sheets
Yelling boo as people pass

Lets see, I think all of these may be wrong
But what day could it be?
Wait I now hear a song
Guess whos turning 3!


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Birthday At Fifty (50)

By Sue Taylor

Today I turned fifty. I feel really good.
My body’s still working quite well thanks. (Touch wood!)
My hair’s not too grey, my wrinkles are few,
I can still touch my toes with my knuckles. (Can you?)
I’m quite full of vigour, just getting ripe.
(But they now print the phone book in much smaller type.)
My hearing’s still good. What’s that you say?
Speak clearly, don’t mumble, your voice wafts away.
Inside this old body I’m still young, but then
If life starts at forty, I’m really just ten.


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Got You A Gift

Hey it’s your birthday
The time has come
It’s an important moment
Coming from the Bay
I got you a gift
You can’t figure it out
Please do me a favor
And work my midnight shift
You only have to work till 2
My uniform color is blue
Someone will make a surprise visit
And you’ll never know who


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Birthday Reminder Poem

I still remember those days
We used to celebrate your birthday
You use to cut the cake
and apply it all over my face

Today again that day has come
So lets enjoy so please don’t be mum
Bring a cake with candles at top
And don’t forget my lollipop

I came from distant place
Just for my friends sake
We gonna rock and roll
and dance around that little pole
Singing your birthday song
i wish you live a life so long

Happy Birthday To You

Specially Made for Funny Junk


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Getting Older – Funny B’day poem

One Year has again passed by
Time has wings and is set to fly
Earlier i used to wait for the birthday
Wait for the hour of that D- day

But No celebrations as for now
My life has shorten, yes i know
No worries no tensions
I am celebrating Birthday with my pension

Being Old is not that funny
Lying on the bed makes us big fat bunny
But still i love the candles and cake
Would surely want some more birthday cakes to bake

No matter how old i am
I am still a rockstar’s fan
Enjoy the party have some fun
Enjoy the warmth of the sun
Ballons and bells for the occasion
To decorate the birthday boy we need no reason.

Happy Birthday – Enjoy being older
Specially Made for Funny Junk


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