Funny Junk

Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the end of the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles they had put in the ground. “Fifteen” was the answer.

“Not bad, not bad at all,” the foreman said.

Turning to the blonde crew he asked how many they had put in. “Four” was the answer. “Four?” the foreman yelled. “The others did fifteen, and you only did four?”

“Yes,” replied the leader of the blonde group, “But go look at how much they left sticking out of the ground.”

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

“If I can guess the exact number of sheep here will you let me have one?” she asked. The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed. “You have 171 sheep,” said the blonde in triumph. Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice. She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked. She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, “if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?” The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. Your a blonde! Now give me back my dog.

One day a mother told her daughter(yes blonde) that she wanted the house yellow while she goes to work. When the mother got home the house the green. She asked her daughter why did you paint the house green. And the daughter said you told me you wanted the house yellow so i painted it green and in a few weeks the house should ripe and turn yellow.

This post was submitted by strawberrice not a blonde but a spunky brunette.

So there is a blond, red head, and a brunette and they are all sneaking on a train. once they were all on the administrator came to check, so the red head goes to hide with cows and the brunette went to hide with the pigs, and the blond went to hide with the potatoes. the administrator stuck her head in the cow cart so the red head say moooooo! so the administrator moved to the pig cart and the brunette says oink! so she moves on, next she walks to the potato cart and the blond goes…. PAATAATOO!(potato)….

This post was submitted by smiley.