Funny Children Jokes

Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching

Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk.
Then the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.


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A Student Service Msg…!

If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep..
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Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.

A Student Service Msg…!


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Clever Little Johnny

Little Johnny goes to the manager at convenience store and asked, “Is this store open all day, seven days a week, 365 days a year?”

“Yes,” the manager answered, puzzled at the question.

“Well, then,” he continued as he walked out, “why are there locks on the doors?”


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Little Johnny At Convenience Store

Little Johnny goes to the manager at convenience store and asked, “Is this store open all day, seven days a week, 365 days a year?”

“Yes,” the manager answered, puzzled at the question.

“Well, then,” he continued as he walked out, “why are there locks on the doors?”


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Intelligent Little Johnny

Teacher : What is the longest word in the English language?

Little Johnny : Smiles

Teacher : How?

Little Johnny : There is a mile between the first and last letters!


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Smart Little Johnny

Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

Little Johnny: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.


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Adopted Children

Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eying my two adopted children curiously. They often draw scrutiny, since my son is a blonds Russian, while my daughter has shiny black Haitian skin.

The boy continued staring as he carried our groceries to the car. Finally, he asked, “Are they your kids?”

“Yes, they are!” I answered proudly.

“They adopted?” he asked.

“Yes,” I replied.

“I thought so,” he concluded. “I figured you’re too old to have kids that small.”

This joke is submitted by Matt Heighton


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