WEB PAGE: Female, because it is always getting hit on
TIRE: Male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
SUBWAY: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up people.
HOURGLASS: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
SHOE: Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
HAMMER: Male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
HOT AIR BALLOON: Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it… and, of course, there’s the hot air part.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
REMOTE CONTROL: Female..gives man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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