1. I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
2. You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
3. You are dark and handsome; when it’s dark, you are handsome.
4. I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
5. You are not totally useless, you can be used as an bad example!
6. It’s amazing you love nature so much in spite of what it did to you.
7. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
8. I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
9. Anybody who told you to be yourself, simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
10. I don’t mind that you are talking so long as you don’t mind that I’m not listening.
11. Some people bring happiness wherever they go – you bring happiness whenever you go.
12. People can’t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
13. I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
14. I don’t think you are a fool. But then, what’s my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
15. All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that’s the only way they could.
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