Funny Jokes - Page 4

A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant!

A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter.

Customer: How do I drink this coffee!

Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink a coffee?

Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee.

Waiter: Oh yes sir, you are right! There is a fly in your coffee.

Customer: Waiter, I said, there is a fly in MY coffee (He stressed the word MY)

Waiter: Oh don’t worry sir, the fly won’t drink much!

Customer: Waiter, it is swimming in my coffee.

Waiter: Sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly sir?

(Annoyed) Customer: the fly dead, it’s irritating!

Waiter: I guess, it doesn’t know how to swim properly.

Customer: How do I drink this coffee?

Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink? I will teach you!

He drank the coffee! And said, this is how you should drink a coffee.


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Because it was suffering from a virus!

Why did the computer consult with the doctor?

Because it was suffering from a virus!


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Sunny: My wife is a very careful driver.

Sunny: My wife is a very careful driver.

Vijay: How do you know that?

Sunny: She always slows down when passing a red light!


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After Our Last Argument

After Our Last Argument,

I Told My Girlfriend,

“I Hope Your Next Boyfriend

Appreciates The Improvements

I’ve Made In You .


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Boys are stronger than Girls??

Ohh Please !!

No Ways!!!

Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?

Can they go a week eating only salad?

Can they face a heart break?


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A cute prayer 4 you – Dearest Friends:

A cute prayer 4 U – Dearest Friends:

May God break the front teeth of those people, who secretly plot evil
against you..

So that you know your enemies by their smiles!


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We Need A Way Of Telling People

We Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings
Like
“Well I Am Bored
Let’s Go Brush Our Teeth …


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