Funny Laws

Murphy’s Laws of Offices

1. You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

2. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced,you can’t be promoted.

3. Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in and say nothing about the other.

4. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

5. There is never enough time to do it right the first time but there is always enough time to do it over.

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Six Funny Laws in Florida

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

Hunting and killing a deer while swimming is illegal.

It is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.

If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, you must get dressed in your hotel room.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

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Eight Laws In Delaware Which Will Make You Laugh

One may not whisper in church.

No sand may be taken from the beach.

Women must not drive while wearing a house coat.

No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.

Horse racing is not allowed on Good Friday and Easter Sunday.

No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.

Ugly men are not allowed to go into the city before darkness.

Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.

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Seven Stupid Laws in Connecticut

It is against the law to see a UFO.

You will be fined $1 if you frown in public

It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.

You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.

You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

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10 Funny Laws in Colorado

It is unlawful to walk under a ladder.

Catapults may not be fired at buildings.

Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

Boulders may not be rolled on city property.

Couches may not be placed on outside porches.

It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

Cats tails are chopped if they meow in the dark.

It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed.

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Ten Stupid Laws in California

Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

Growing oleander flowers is illegal.

Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.

Foretelling the future for donations is illegal.

Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.

Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.

All dog waste must be removed from any yard within seven days.

Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Children may not wear a Halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.

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Eight Stupid Laws of Alaska

It is illegal to string a wire across any road.

No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.

No one can carry a bow and arrow within city limits.

It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

Intentionally avoiding walking on the cracks in the pavement is illegal.

Waking a bear for the purpose of taking photographs is strictly prohibited.

A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has paid for the appropriate license.

Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law but you can use it for an igloo.

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