You are fascinated by Calculus

You know by heart the first fifty digits of PI.

You know ten ways to prove Pythagoras Theorem.

Your telephone number is the sum of two prime numbers.

You are sure that differential equations are a very useful tool.

Teacher: “Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?”

Little Johnny: “It’s 42!”

Teacher: “Very good! – And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?”

Little Johnny: “It’s 24!”

One day a mathematician decides that he is sick of math. So, he walks down to the fire department and announces that he wants to become a fireman.

The fire chief says, “Well, you look like a good guy. I’d be glad to hire you, but first I have to give you a little test.”

The firechief takes the mathematcian to the alley behind the fire departmentwhich contains a dumpster, a spigot, and a hose. The chief then says, “OK, you’re walking in the alley and you see the dumpster here is on fire. What doyou do?”

The mathematician replies, “Well, I hook up the hose to the spigot, turn the water on, and put out the fire.”

The chief says, “That’s great… perfect. Now I have to ask you just one more question. What do you do if you’re walking down the alley and you see the dumpster is not on fire?”

The mathematician puzzles over the question for awhile and he finally says, “I light the dumpster on fire.”
The chief yells, “What? That’s horrible! Why would you light the dumpster onfire?”

The mathematician replies, “Well, that way I reduce the problem to one I’ve already solved.”