Funny Math Jokes

Sir to Student

Sir to Student:
“What is the full form of MATHS?”

student thinks hard & answers,

“Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !


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Math Book always Unhappy?

Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.


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Mathematician do About Constipation?

Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.


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Plant in Math Class

Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.


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Little Johnny Defines Eight

Teacher: How much is half of 8

Little Johnny: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean ?

Little Johnny: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0


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You Might Be a Mathematician if…

You are fascinated by Calculus

You know by heart the first fifty digits of PI.

You know ten ways to prove Pythagoras Theorem.

Your telephone number is the sum of two prime numbers.

You are sure that differential equations are a very useful tool.


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What is Mathematics?

Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.
– George Polya

Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things.
– J. H. Poincare

“Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.”
– David Hilbert


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