Nurse Joke


Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?
It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn’t at work anymore!


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Almost Well


A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. “This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well.”


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No Change

Doctor: “Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?”
Nurse: “No change yet.”


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Patient’s Temperature

Doctor: “Did you take the patient’s temperature?”
Nurse: “No. Is it missing?”


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