* discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you
* you have your weekends off planned for a year in advance
* you mutter, “great veins” when being introduced to a complete stranger
* you think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
* your feet are flatter and tougher than Fred Flintstone’s
* you refer to motorcyclists as “organ donors.”
* your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat
* you stare at someone in utter disbelief when they actually cover their mouth when coughing or sneezing.
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