Funny One Liners

Q: Why are Egyptian children always confused?

Q: Why are Egyptian children always confused?

A: Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.


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Only “Itch Guard” can

Only “Itch Guard” can claim that it started it’s business from ‘scratch’.


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If every child starts swapping their mummy

If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!


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Tips For Boys

tips For boys-
if you marry one girl,she will fight with you.
if you marry two girls,they will fight for u….
think different


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A newly wedded desperate soldier

A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.


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Two prisoners were waiting to be executed.

Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. “Any last requests?” asked the jailer.
“Yes”, replied one of the prisoners. “I love music; so before
I die, could you play me something by Himesh Resham”
And the second prisoner said, “Please kill me first.”


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In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz

In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion!


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