Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny Pick Up Lines To Be Used On Christmas

You are what I want for Christmas.

Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it

I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!

Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you

Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

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Pick Up Lines For Police Officer

Slap your cuffs on me, I’m your prisoner, of love.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

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Pick Up Lines About Beautiful Eyes

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Ferrari.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost in them.

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.

I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, because I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

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Pick Up Lines for Students of Chemistry

I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.

Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.

If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

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Pick Up Lines for Students of Physics

You and Me = Grand Unification

I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.

Can I have your significant digits?

You’re more special than relativity.

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.

Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.

I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Pick Up Lines for Students of Biology

Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

Want to be my substrate/enzyme?

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!

Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.

Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

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Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls

Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are smoking hot!!

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend…

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name John????

You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.

I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

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