You should be someone’s wife.
Is your name Gillette? …coz you’re the best a man can get.
I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine
You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
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A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is May 31,2008, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.”
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because i can see myself in you
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I lost my number…
Can i have yours?
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Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven? 
This joke was submitted by Tonya.
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If i told you had a nice body will you hold it against me?
This joke was submitted by arbit3r.
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