Cop Chase


There was a blonde, a redhead, and a robber who escaped from jail together. The redhead hid in a dog house, the robber hid in a cat house, and the blonde hid in a potatoes sack. The cops came to the dog house and listened in. The red- head said “Woof!” The cops then moved on to the cat house. The robber said “Meow!” The cops checked the area around the potatoes sack and heard “Potatoes!” The cops chased them further and they all climbed up trees. The cops pulled out their guns and prepared. “Ready, aim…” “TORNADO!” said the red- head. The cops were startled, looked around a bit, and the red- head escaped. They continued toward the robber’s tree. “Ready, aim…” “HURRICANE!!!” yelled the robber. Again they were frightened by the outburst and looked around. The robber escaped also. They finally proceeded to the tree with the blonde. “Ready, aim…” “FIRE!!!!!” screamed the blonde.

This joke was submitted by Dez- the nerd.


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Eucalyptus Road


Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived.

“Right at the end of Eucalyptus Road,” Billy Bob replied.

“Could you spell that for me please?” the operator asked.

After a very lengthy pause Billy Bob said, “How ’bout I just drag her on over to Pine Street and y’all can pick her up there?”


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Too Costly – Funny Redneck Joke

Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!

The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?”

The other guy says, “Wow! Then it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”


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Redneck Onboard

Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected he said, “The plane can take out only four of your elk. You will have to leave two behind.” One of the hunters pushed forward, “Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What’s with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year. Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness. Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, “Do you know where we are?” “I think so,” replied the other Redneck. “Yep! I think this is about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year


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Toothbrush By Redneck

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a “teethbrush”.


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