Funny Riddles

Office Riddle

If a train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?


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Cool tongue twister

Make sure you get every single word right!

Read the following passage and then scroll down for
further instructions at the end. Read loudly to yourself now read:-

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is fool cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word in each line then you will understand what is funny in this.


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Funny Riddles 6

Why are 1980 pennies worth almost $20?
1,980 pennies equals $19.80, which is almost $20.

Which is correct: 18 plus 19 is 36. Or 18 plus 19 are 36?
Actually neither is correct – 18 plus 19 is 37!

Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother, and for your mother to stand behind you at the same time?
Yes, if you stand back to back.

In a marathon race what does the winning runner lose?
Their breath!

Why didn’t Beethoven finish the Unfinished Symphony?
The Unfinished Symphony was started by Schubert, not Beethoven!

What has holes but holds water?
A sponge

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Funny Riddles 5

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time, and the beginning of every ending?
The letter “E”.

What do some men have they don’t want, but would not part it for a million dollars?
A bald head.

A hundred feet in the air, but it’s back is on the ground.
What is it?
A centipede flipped over.

A father’s child, a mother’s child, yet no one’s son.
A Daughter.

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not.
What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.

What do you fill with empty hands?
Gloves

What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.

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Funny Riddles 4

Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
No, I’d rather have $100 bill than a new $1 bill.

No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence or a promise.

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Every month has at least 28 days.

Take off my skin — I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.

The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
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Funny Riddles 3

What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.

What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
Work – Employment

How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Only one, the last one.

What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
Your mind.

Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can’t fill it up. What is it?
A kitchen strainer.

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Funny Riddles 2

Four men sat down to play,
They played all night ’till break of day,
They played for gold and not for fun
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the pardox explain,
If no one lost, how could all gain?
They were not playing against each other.

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In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back.
What is it?
A bullet in a revolver

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What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride

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What’s better than the best thing and worse than the worst thing?
Literally, the word NOTHING

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What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner

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Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Beacause they have scales!

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What kind of nut has no shell?
A doughnut.

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When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever. What am I?
Wine

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If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?
A secret.

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The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness

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What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can’t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A telephone book.

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What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A chalkboard

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What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won’t happen again until 6009!

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What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.

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