Funny School Jokes

Professor Santa called a Plumber

Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.

Guess why?

Because

because he wanted to check from where the question paper is being leaked….


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While in examination hall

While in examination hall :

1st one hour – calligraphy
2nd one hour – cursive writing
3rd one hour – doctor writing..


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Boy looks into Girl’s Purse

One boy looks into a girl’s purse in a classroom…

She says.. it’s bad manners ????

he says.. it’s not :)

She asks… why?

He replies… Because.. members of the same class can access private data!!

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Typical – C++/Java Students ????


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Dad I got punished in school today.

Son: Dad I got punished in school today.

Dad: Why?

Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.

Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”

I Just asked “which end”…? ????


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Lion Always Come Alone…..

Principal:
Why Are You Late?
Your Classmates Came Together On Time.
Student:
Sir, Sheeps Always
Come Together
But
Lion Always come alone…..


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In a school function

In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands,
When girl was about to start her speech …
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend
n She is gonna start her speech with
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.
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.
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My Dear
Brothers n Sisters


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Mathematician do About Constipation?

Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.


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