Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
because he wanted to check from where the question paper is being leaked….
While in examination hall :
1st one hour – calligraphy
2nd one hour – cursive writing
3rd one hour – doctor writing..
One boy looks into a girl’s purse in a classroom…
She says.. it’s bad manners ????
he says.. it’s not 🙂
She asks… why?
He replies… Because.. members of the same class can access private data!!
Typical – C++/Java Students ????
Son: Dad I got punished in school today.
Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.
Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”
I Just asked “which end”…? ????
Why Are You Late?
Your Classmates Came Together On Time.
Sir, Sheeps Always
Lion Always come alone…..
In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands,
When girl was about to start her speech …
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?
He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend
n She is gonna start her speech with
Brothers n Sisters
Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.