Teacher fell asleep in class and a Little Johnny walked up to him,
Little Johnny : “Teacher are you sleeping in class?”
Teacher: “No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little Johnny : “What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher: “I was talking to God.”
… …
The next day Little Johnny fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…
Teacher: “Johnny, you are sleeping in my class.”
Little Johnny : “No not me sir, I am not sleeping.”
Angry teacher: “What were you doing.??”
Little Johnny : “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did He say??”
Little Johnny : “God said He never spoke to you yesterday…”

Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”

Little Johnny replies, “A teacher.”

Little Johnny comes home from his first day of school.

His mother asks, “What did you learn in school today?”

Little Johnny replies, “Not much. They want me back tomorrow.

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months.”

Then asked the class, “How should I correct this sentence?”

Little Johnny raised his had and replied, “Get yourself a new boyfriend.”