Funny School Jokes

Chemistry Rocks

Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??

Student : COFFEE !!

Teacher : HOW ??

Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!

Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!


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Actual Meaning of Study

The real meaning of Study as given by engineering students

S = Sitting
T = Talking
U = Unlimited
D = Dreaming
Y = Yawning,

So get ready to study now :p


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Intelligent Little Johnny

Teacher : What is the longest word in the English language?

Little Johnny : Smiles

Teacher : How?

Little Johnny : There is a mile between the first and last letters!


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Smart Little Johnny

Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

Little Johnny: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.


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Little Johnny and Teacher

Teacher fell asleep in class and a Little Johnny walked up to him,
Little Johnny : “Teacher are you sleeping in class?”
Teacher: “No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little Johnny : “What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher: “I was talking to God.”
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The next day Little Johnny fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…
Teacher: “Johnny, you are sleeping in my class.”
Little Johnny : “No not me sir, I am not sleeping.”
Angry teacher: “What were you doing.??”
Little Johnny : “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did He say??”
Little Johnny : “God said He never spoke to you yesterday…” :P


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What do you want to become in future?

Teacher : What do you want to become in future ?

Student : After studying MBBS I want to join Police force and get a good job in Software company and work as Lawyer and construct big buildings and conduct research and become an Actor.

Teacher : Hey whats your name ?

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Student : Bill Google :D


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Teacher Definition by Little Johnny

Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”

Little Johnny replies, “A teacher.”


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