Why Are You Late?
Your Classmates Came Together On Time.
Sir, Sheeps Always
Lion Always come alone…..
In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands,
When girl was about to start her speech …
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?
He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend
n She is gonna start her speech with
Brothers n Sisters
Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.
Q: How did the geography student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level
Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.
Q: What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?
A: He didn’t have anybody to take. (any BODY)