Funny School Jokes

Lion Always Come Alone…..

Principal:
Why Are You Late?
Your Classmates Came Together On Time.
Student:
Sir, Sheeps Always
Come Together
But
Lion Always come alone…..


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In a school function

In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands,
When girl was about to start her speech …
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend
n She is gonna start her speech with
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My Dear
Brothers n Sisters


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Mathematician do About Constipation?

Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.


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Geography student Drown?

Q: How did the geography student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level


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Moebius strip enroll at the school?

Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.


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Teacher’s favorite Nation?

Q: What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.


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Skeleton go to the School Dance?

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?
A: He didn’t have anybody to take. (any BODY)


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