Important thing


TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me.


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Who discovered America ?


TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
EACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!


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Teacher and Johny #2

TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor ?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables.


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Teacher and Johny

Teacher: Johny, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s.
Did u copy his ?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it’s the same dog.


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Daddy and Johny

L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


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Can you write in dark ?

L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark ?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write ?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.


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Sentence starting with I

TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
L-JOHNY: I is…
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, “I am.”
L-JOHNY: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”


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