Funny Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving Day

In the week before Thanksgiving Little Johnny was asked to write a paragraph entitled: ‘What I am most thankful for on Thanksgiving Day’.

Little Johnny wrote: ‘I am thankful that I’m not a turkey at Thanksgiving.’

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Lost Cause

The minister of the church was giving a Thanksgiving service.

A ragged man in the audience asked, “What is there to be thankful for?”

Surprised, the minister replied, “What is your name,sir?”

“Cause,” was the reply.

“Well Cause, you could be thankful for your healthy body…”

“I’m blind and I have lung cancer”

“…or your family…”

“I don’t have a family”

“…or your home…”

“I don’t have a home.”

“Well, then I guess your a lost Cause!”

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Blonde’s Thanksgiving

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

“Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” said the daughter.

“Did it not taste good?” her mother asked.

“I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”

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Thanksgiving Pilgrims

Teacher: “Where did the Pilgrims ( of thanksgiving) come from?”

Little Johnny: “Their parents, of course!”

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Pilgrim Family

Grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and she commented, ‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God.’

Her youngest grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, ‘Then why is their Dad carrying that rifle?’

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Short Thanksgiving Jokes

Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A: Turkey.

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
Ans- God save the kin.

Q: What is Thanksgiving for selfish people called?
A: Thankstaking.

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Second Shoot

Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses (guns).

The second pilgrim asks, “Why do you have two blunderbusses?”

The first pilgrim explains, “I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two I can shoot again”. The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, “Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?”

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