Short Funny Jokes
Why are you so opposite to me?
Why are you so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!
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Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.
Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.
“You’re so stupid,” said Pappu.
“That’s enough” said their dad. “Pappu, say sorry to Pinky”, added
Ravi.
Pappu: I’m sorry you’re so stupid!
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
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Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
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