A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
I hate math but I love counting money.
I believe in hate at first sight.