Wife : Honey my stomach is getting bigger i think im pregnant !
Husband : yea, and i kno2 who’s the father!!!!
Wife : who ?
A cockroach’s last words to a man who is about to kill him:
“Go ahead and kill me, You coward!
You are jealous of me because your wife is afraid of me and NOT AFRAID OF YOU !
People focusing on 12-12-12, have got it all wrong.
The correct numbers are 36-24-36.
Girl Came Angrily Out Of Boss’s Cabin
A Friend Asked- Why are you so sad?
Girl- He Asked Me are you Free Tonight?
I Said Absolutely Free Sir…
That idiot Gave 60 Pages To Type!
Little Johnny goes to the manager at convenience store and asked, “Is this store open all day, seven days a week, 365 days a year?”
“Yes,” the manager answered, puzzled at the question.
“Well, then,” he continued as he walked out, “why are there locks on the doors?”
A mechanic called one of his customers, a bank officer after a check bounced. “The check you sent me to pay your bill has bounced!” He yelled!
The officer replied,”well, so did all my car problems that you fixed!”
Mr. Anderson: I am very lucky. When I talk with my wife, she always bows her head.
Mr. Smith: That’s great man, wives like that are hard to find.
Mr. Anderson: Not really, she bows because she is taller than me.