Short Funny Jokes

Always have a

Always have a

BACKUP

BEFORE

BREAKUP!


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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?


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Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.


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Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.


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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.


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Do you believe in God?

Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?


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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.


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