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your mammas so fat when she tured around i missed 3 sesens of lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Submitted by Big Ben

yo mama so stupid that she stole free bread
- Submitted by Will

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN I TOOK HER TO A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WITH A JOB APPLICATION!!!!!
- Submitted by Will

yo mamma so old that when she was in school they didnt have history.

yo mamma so fat it takes 2 trains 3 buses and a airplane just 2 get on her good side.

This joke was submitted by paige.

(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

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kate tomcat, on February 13th, 2010 Said:

iv got one yo mama so fat a car went round her in the parking lot and ran out of fual . lol
boyboy, on October 28th, 2010 Said:

i got one too:yo mama so ugly that when she looked into the mirror she screamed and shouted there’s a monster in the mirror
BieberFever, on November 18th, 2010 Said:

I got one: Yo mamma so fat, when she took her kids to the beach and got into the ocean, all the whales started singing, “We are family!”
person, on November 19th, 2010 Said:

sad!!
tasha, on December 11th, 2010 Said:

heres a stupid one.. yo mamas so poor that when someone stepped on a cigarette, she yelled ” who turned off the lights?!?”