Distressed

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically the blonde screams back at the husband, “Shut up! You’re next!”

Contributed by: Carol

(13 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)

Harhar, on April 12th, 2007 Said:

this is hillarious nice lob it sounds like my sister
Travis, on May 11th, 2007 Said:

How does the guy get shot next if she is gonna kill herself first?

Just kidding. I get it. LMAO…not that was lame
kelly, on June 18th, 2007 Said:

bah ha ha ha….!!! i wuld probly say the same thing!!!
lol =D
Brianna, on October 16th, 2007 Said:

haha things on here just get funnier…..
lYNDSAY, on March 12th, 2008 Said:

iM A bLONDE aND iM nOT sTOOPID!!!! i cen eveen speel!!!
emma, on December 15th, 2010 Said:

ahah this iss really funny i am not bonde but i would probably do thatt thoo then think about it afteer wardss
toffee, on January 16th, 2011 Said:

ROTFLMAO that is so funny

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