Funny Blonde Jokes – Collection of dumb blonde jokes

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home

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carriananai, on May 11th, 2007 Said:

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carriananai, on May 11th, 2007 Said:

I have a joke!

Theres a blonde a brunnette and a red head.
The red head jumps off a cliff and says knives.
She landed in a pile of knives
The brunnette jumps off and says nails
She landed in a pile of nails
Next the blonde jumps off and says oh poo! i wasnt ameant to do this ans she lands in a pile of poo!@
hahah, on August 31st, 2007 Said:

hahahahaha i like both jokes
tbmon, on December 7th, 2007 Said:

aye. funny
Milsy, on August 26th, 2008 Said:

haha nice
but it actually is possible to drown a fish, you pull the fish backwards by the tail, their gills fill up with water and they can’t breathe.

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