House of Flame

A blonde’s house is somehow set on fire so she runs outside to use a pay phone to call for help.

She gets the 911 operator, and is transferred to the firehouse.

“Mr. Fireman, my house is on fire. You have to help me!”

The Fireman replies, “Yes, yes Miss. And how do I find your house?”

The blonde pauses a moment, and replies, “Umm, it’s the house that’s on fire. You’ll see the big red flames.”

Realizing now that he’s talking to a blonde, the fireman replies, “No Miss. You don’t understand. How would you like me to get to your house?”

Reacting with frustration, she says, “A big red truck. Duh!”

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6 Responses to “House of Flame”

  1. that joke is brill if you have enny moor i will post them on my web site if that is ok

  2. that joke was on fire if you ask me. you guys need more blonde.i have sone friends that would have said the same thing.

  3. lol that’s soo funni i recomend it although not all blondes r stupid i mean, im blonde1 its still funni though

  4. these blonde jokes are funny as hell….(georgia)
    I just wanted to tell you all how deadly i am lol (Kasey)
    and georgia is really deadly too lol =]

    bye bye x-x-x-x

  5. HAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  6. that hilariouss my freind would soo do thiis lol