Keeping Track

A blonde is visiting Washington, DC. This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she can’t find it, so she asks a police officer for directions.

“Excuse me, officer,” the blonde says, “how do I get to the capitol building?”

The officer says, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It’ll take you right there.”

The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure enough the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer gets out of his car and says, “Excuse me, but to get to the capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”

The blonde says, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”

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10 Responses to “Keeping Track”

  1. tiff, on March 11th, 2007 Said:

    please send the rest to me

  2. melanie, on March 30th, 2007 Said:

    that was stupid lol

  3. brad, on April 6th, 2007 Said:

    That was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. eskimo, on April 13th, 2007 Said:

    that was dumb as hell

  5. joseph, on April 27th, 2007 Said:

    that was ok i guess

  6. ellie, on October 18th, 2007 Said:

    that was funny tee hee

  7. Brit, on October 22nd, 2007 Said:

    I dont get it??

  8. claire, on November 11th, 2007 Said:

    omg like i get it but like a blond cant count to 45 well at least my friend cant and she is in the 7th grade

  9. emily & becky, on February 25th, 2008 Said:

    hahahaha we got 😛

  10. emma, on December 15th, 2010 Said:

    heey brit r u blonde