Computer Tips 2

* C:\ File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

* An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.

* Windows: Just another pain in the glass.

* SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

* RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

* Press to continue …Smash forehead on keyboard to continue… Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue… Just do something!!

* Help! I’ve modemed and I can’t hang up!!

* Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

* Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

* Hit any user to continue.

* I hit the CTRL key but I’m still not in control!

* Disk Full – Press F1 to belch.

* Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (V)omit

* If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

* Programmer – A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

* Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.”

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