10 Things which will aways happen to you

If you’ll watch your team during a crucial game they will lose.

Regardless of how fast you go, someone behind you is in a hurry.

Your print job is always behind the Largest Print job in the Queue.

The amount of pain is inversely proportionate to the amount of ice left in the ice maker.

Whenever you have something important to do the next morning, the alarm will never go off.

The time you have to wait before going to bed increases proportionally to how tired you are.

Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.

No matter the length of warranty coverage, on the day that the warranty expires the car will break down.

When you need to carry a child they will want to walk. When you want them to walk they will want to be carried.

If you burn your finger minutes can seem like hours; When you’re with your loved one hours can seem like minutes.

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