3 Nuns and a really Bad Priest

There were three bad nuns and a really bad priest. The priest tells the nuns “go out and do something bad your sins will be forgiven.”

So the nuns all go out and do something bad.

They come back to the priest and he commands them to tell him what they’ve done.

The first nun says, “i robbed a bank.”

The priest replies, “go drink out of the holy water and your sins will be forgiven.”

The second nun says, “I hijacked a car.”

The priest replies, “go drink out of the holy water and your sins will be forgiven.”

The third nun says, “I pissed in the holy water.”

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