Doctor Jokes
DOCTOR! DOCTOR!
Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59 seconds to live.
Ok, just a minute.
Doctor, doctor, I’ve swallowed the film from my camera.
We’ll just have to see what develops.
Doctor, doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do ?
Limp.
Doctor, doctor, I have a split personality.
Nurse, bring in another chair.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a clock.
Ok, relax, There’s nothing to get yourself all wound up about.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a bell.
If the feeling persists, give me a ring.
Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.
Next !
Doctor, doctor, I cannot control my aggression.
How long have you had this problem ?
Who wants to know ?
Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember a thing.
How long have you had this problem.
What problem ?
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