Life’s Tough Questions

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ugly bank machines?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?

(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)

Josephine, on August 15th, 2007 Said:

Actually, men didn’t evolve from apes. We came from the same primate ancestor that divided into branches and evolved in to different species. it’s like a family tree, with us being siblings rather than parent and offspring.
Your Mom, on June 21st, 2009 Said:

Funny!

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