Three Wise Men

Three Men were sitting in a Sauna; An American, A Japanese, and an Irish Man.
All of a Sudden…They heard a weird beeping noise. The American pressed his wrist and the beeping stopped…The American said, ”That was my pager…I got a microchip in my wrist”…Questionly, The Japanese and Irish Man continued to sit in the Sauna.
All of A Sudden…They heard a ringing noise. The Japanese pressed his ear and the ringing stopped…The Japanese said, ”That was my phone…I got a microchip in my ear”…
Feeling quiet inadequate and left out, the Irish Man left the Sauna and went to the toilet…when he returned…He had toilet paper hanging from his rear end…The Irish Man turned around and said, “Be Jesus!, Look at that, I’m getting a fax”