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Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.”

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence and second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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