Professional One Liners

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Anyone who believes you can’t change history has never tried to write his memoirs.

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

Copying an idea from an author is plagiarism. Copying many ideas from many authors is research.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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