The Ecominc Crisis

Here are the redefined definitions after the world economy slumped due to global recession. 🙂

1. CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer.

2. CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer.

3. BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

4. STOCK ANALYST – Stupid who just downgraded your stock.

5. PROFIT — A historic word no longer in use.

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