Funny Question Answers

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their  MISTAKE.
Answer  : On their MARRIAGE.

Question : Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Answer  : Because per Constitution,  you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same
Mistake.

Question : How does a wise man  tells a woman to keep quiet?                                           Answer :You looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when your LIPS are  CLOSED.

Question : How can we reduce alcohol consumption                                                      Answer:   Before  Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage – Drink whenever you  are HAPPY

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