Funny Movie Quotes

The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) in ‘Love and Death’

Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
A Hard Day’s Night

Major Strasser (Conrad Veidt): What is your nationality?Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart): I’m a drunkard.Capt. Louis Renault (Claude Rains): That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Casablanca

I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was – an Arctic region covered with ice.
Steve Martin

Good morning! And in case I don’t see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night.
Jim Carrey, The Trueman Show