Funny Sms

1. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday.

2. Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to….. throw ur mobile!!

3. I’ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far..

4. Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age…

5.God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

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