ECG if u go out with wife
ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.
ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/\________
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Funny Jokes - Page 4
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Do the following !!!
Do the following !!!
1) go to google translate
2) type in “Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?”
3) translate English to Arabic
4) Copy the Arabic version
5) choose translation from Arabic to English
6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!
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Why Men n Women Don’t Understand Each Other?
Why Men n Women Don’t Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women
But
Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains
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Girl : I’m warning you
Girl : I’m warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..
Boy : But I’m not doing anything..
Girl : That’s why I’m warning you..
Hurry up ! 😀 😀
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Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit
Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
.
A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
.
but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
.
And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
😛
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Patient : What are the chances
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
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Q: What did the gangster’s son
Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
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Having “WIFE” Is A
Having “WIFE” Is A
Part Of Living…
But
Having “GIRLFRIEND”
Along With The “WIFE” Is
Art Of Living
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A Simple fact:
A Simple fact:
Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:
-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend
Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future 😉
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Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
“Hi,wat ru doin?”
His honest reply,”MISSING U”
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A Small Boy Took A Knife
A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
.
.
.
Paining ???
.
.
.
No !!
.
.
.
Then ???
.
.
.
Spelling Mistake !!! :O
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A Sweet demand by a kid.
A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.
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Wanna make money through Facebook…??
Wanna make money through Facebook…??
Go to:
Account->
account settings->
and click on
De-activate your Account
than
Start Working…!! Lolz 😛
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
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This Funny fact always happen wid me:
This Funny fact always happen wid me:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!
.
.
But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
& Mom/Dad enters d room! 😉
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Husband was seriously ill.
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
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A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet:
A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet:
Dear Math,
Im sick & tired of finding ur x
Jst accpt d fact dat she’s gone!
Move On dude!
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Words Written Above A Classroom Clock.
Words Written Above A Classroom Clock.
This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
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What is the difference between
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
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