Height of Attitude
A cockroach’s last words to a man who is about to kill him:
“Go ahead and kill me, You coward!
You are jealous of me because your wife is afraid of me and NOT AFRAID OF YOU !
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Short Funny Jokes - Page 6
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Correct Figure
People focusing on 12-12-12, have got it all wrong.
The correct numbers are 36-24-36.
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Girl and Boss
Girl Came Angrily Out Of Boss’s Cabin
A Friend Asked- Why are you so sad?
Girl- He Asked Me are you Free Tonight?
I Said Absolutely Free Sir…
That idiot Gave 60 Pages To Type! π
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Little Johnny At Convenience Store
Little Johnny goes to the manager at convenience store and asked, “Is this store open all day, seven days a week, 365 days a year?”
“Yes,” the manager answered, puzzled at the question.
“Well, then,” he continued as he walked out, “why are there locks on the doors?”
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Mechanic vs Officer
A mechanic called one of his customers, a bank officer after a check bounced. βThe check you sent me to pay your bill has bounced!β He yelled!
The officer replied,βwell, so did all my car problems that you fixed!β
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Hard to Find
Mr. Anderson: I am very lucky. When I talk with my wife, she always bows her head.
Mr. Smith: That’s great man, wives like that are hard to find.
Mr. Anderson: Not really, she bows because she is taller than me.
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Intelligent Little Johnny
Teacher : What is the longest word in the English language?
Little Johnny : Smiles
Teacher : How?
Little Johnny : There is a mile between the first and last letters!
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Tears Not Coming
A man to his friend…
My mother in law died yesterday, I am trying to cry, But tears are not coming out, What do I do?
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Friend: No problem, just imagine she is back.. π
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Smart Little Johnny
Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Little Johnny: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.
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Groom With Golf Clubs
The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
She said, “What are your golf clubs doing here?”
He looked her right in the eye and said, “This isn’t going to take all day, is it?”
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Zookeeper and Old Man
A zookeeper notices someone throwing $20 bills at the monkeys. The zookeeper tells the man to stop and that it’s not allowed.
“Of course it’s allowed!”, says the old man.
“No it’s not”, says the zookeeper.
“Sure it is, it says right here: ‘Don’t feed the monkeys. $20 fine.’
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Units to Measure Love and Trust
Once A Girl asks Her Boyfriend : Why we have units to measure weight, height and distance But Not Love, Friendship and Trust?
Boy Thought For A While….Took Her In His Arms, Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said “Look baby, Don’t Eat My Brain! I Have Already Failed In Physics.”
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Little Johnny Learning
Mom teaching maths to Little Johnny.
Lets practice maths Johnny. We will start with addition. Example Lily gave you 2 candies and 1 ice cream. What will be your answer?
Little Johnny blushes and says… I love You Lily π
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What do you want to become in future?
Teacher : What do you want to become in future ?
Student : After studying MBBS I want to join Police force and get a good job in Software company and work as Lawyer and construct big buildings and conduct research and become an Actor.
Teacher : Hey whats your name ?
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Student : Bill Google π
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Girl and Salesman
Girl: “Whats the price of this blue dress?”
Salesman: “$700”
Girl: “Awwww….!”
Girl: “And that pink one?”
Salesman: “Awwww + Awwww…
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True Owner of Car
John: Is that beautiful car yours?
Matt: It is and it is not.
John: What do you mean?
Matt: When it is for shopping, it is my wife’s. When it is for a party, it is my son’s. And when it needs petrol, it is mine.
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The Hair Cutter
Samantha took her dog to the parlor for a haircut, and asked what it would cost.
The hair cutter replied, ” $75″.
“I only pay 50 bucks for my own haircut!” said Samantha
The hair cutter replied, “Yes, but you don’t bite, do you?!”
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Generation X
Father and son were sitting and talking randomly.
Dad: My son, You are now 18 years old. It is the best time to discuss with you about love and dating.
Son: Sure dad, Please ask me your doubts. I am here to help you out!!
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Wife Control
A man goes to book store and says – I need a book on topic “Short ideas on full control on women.”
Salesman: Sir, Please move into our next row of ‘fiction section’.
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Mother and Wife
A son and dad are discussing about marriage and Son asks his dad: Please tell me the difference between mom and wife?
Dad: Mom is the one who brings you into this great world crying and wife is the one which ensures you continue crying..
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