Funny Driver

One day Mr President was traveling by his car. Suddenly a pig came before
the car. The driver couldn’t hit the brake at the right time and
unfortunately the pig was killed in the accident.

At the sight Mr President was deeply moved and felt very upset He called the
driver and said,”call the person whose pig has been killed,i will give him a compensation “.

At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after
some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and
lots of money in his hands!!!

Mr President was surprised. He said “I told you to bring the person,whats all this?”

At this the driver replied “I told them about the incident. Hearing
it they were rejoiced, put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for
some time and gave this money.”

Mr President then asked him “what exactly have you told them?”

The driver replied: “i am driver of Mr President and i have killed that pig……….”

(11 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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6 Responses to “Funny Driver”

  1. Kayla, on April 5th, 2007 Said:

    i do not get your joke. pLease make this joke more clearly. Thank you and your a very bad joke aker! jkjk

  2. kim, on April 6th, 2007 Said:

    err. what the hell?

  3. L, on April 8th, 2007 Said:

    this joke makes no sense at all

  4. jake, on April 12th, 2007 Said:

    i get it see the villagers thought when he said i killed that pig they thought he ment the president

  5. Liz, on November 3rd, 2007 Said:

    Well I got it I think its so funny!

  6. R.J. lindemeyer (the mighty Killer X), on December 14th, 2007 Said:

    Decent, but decent enough to gte five stars!