Yo Mamma Jokes

your mammas so fat when she tured around i missed 3 sesens of lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– Submitted by Big Ben

yo mama so stupid that she stole free bread
– Submitted by Will

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN I TOOK HER TO A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WITH A JOB APPLICATION!!!!!
– Submitted by Will

yo mamma so old that when she was in school they didnt have history.

yo mamma so fat it takes 2 trains 3 buses and a airplane just 2 get on her good side.

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5 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes”

  1. kate tomcat, on February 13th, 2010 Said:

    iv got one yo mama so fat a car went round her in the parking lot and ran out of fual . lol

  2. boyboy, on October 28th, 2010 Said:

    i got one too:yo mama so ugly that when she looked into the mirror she screamed and shouted there’s a monster in the mirror

  3. BieberFever, on November 18th, 2010 Said:

    I got one: Yo mamma so fat, when she took her kids to the beach and got into the ocean, all the whales started singing, “We are family!”

  4. person, on November 19th, 2010 Said:

    sad!!

  5. tasha, on December 11th, 2010 Said:

    heres a stupid one.. yo mamas so poor that when someone stepped on a cigarette, she yelled ” who turned off the lights?!?”