2 blondes are sitting @ the beach in the middle of the night.
1 blonde asks the other “Which do u think is closer. The moon or Florida?”
The other blonde thinks about it for a minute and funally answers “The moon”
1st blonde asks y.
2nd blonde says “We can see the moon. Duh”
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A blonde and a brunete r takin a walk in the park wen suddenly the brunete goes ‘LOOK A DEAD BIRD!’ and in reply the blonde looks up in the sky and goes’where!?’
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There was a blonde, a brunnette, and a red-head that were stranded on an island. A genie saw them and said “I will give you each one wish, so you might escape.” The brunnette said “I wish I had a boat!” and the genie made a boat so she got off the island. Then the red-head said “I wish she had an airplane!” And the genie gave her an airplane and she flew off the island. Then the blonde said “I’m lonely I wish my friends were back!” and the genie made the red-head and the brunnette come back…..
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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head, and they were captured by Native Americans. The punishment was to be shot. At the red-head’s execution the cheif asked if she had any last words the red-head replied “Tornado!” they all turned and she got away. At the brunettes the cheif asked the same thing and she replied “hurricane!” they all looked and she got away, at the blondes the cheif asked the same thing and she said “Fire!”….
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A blonde was in Florida and she wanted to buy alligator boots. So she went to a flea market and walked up to a stand selling some. “How much for a pair of alligator boots?” she asked the man. The man replied “$600″. She said “I can get some myself for way less then that!” and she walked away. Later that day the man was driving home and he saw the blonde in a swamp holding a gun. He stopped the car and watched. An alligator swam towards her and she shot it and dragged it on shore flipped it over and shook her head and went back in the swamp. He noticed there was four other alligators on the shore dead and on their backs.He watched as she did this again and after dragging the alligator on shore he heard her say “Darn. No boots on this one either!”
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An old man was out watering his garden when his blonde neighbor came out. She walked to her mailbow, opened it, closed it and walked back inside. A couple minutes later she came out again opened her mailbox and closed it. She did this a couple of times and each time she seemed to get angrier. Finally the old man watched as she walked to the mailbow looked in it and slammed it shut. The old man asked “Why do you keep checking your mailbox?” the blonde looked at him and replied “My computer keeps saying I got mail!”
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3 blondes were locked in a house when a voice said, “There is no electricity in this house, no windows, no way to survive except through picking the right doors. If you manage to succeed, you will be let free. If not, you will choose how to die from 3 options.”
“I’m not doing something as stupid as that!” the first one said. She was struck by a sword that came from nowhere. The others were scared, so they started through the doors.
There was a pink and blue door, they went through the blue.
One with a 7 and one with an 8, they picked 8. Pink, yellow, green, blue, and periwinkle, they chose yellow. The voice came and said “You have failed, so now you will die. You can die by the electric chair, being hung, or ending up like your little friend.
“I’ll be hung!”
“Me too!”They died.
“I did tell them there was no electricity, right?” the voice mumbled to himself…
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