Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Q: How do you kill a blonde’s sister?
A: Tell her to go give her CPR(Cardiopulmonary resuscitation).
This joke was submitted by GOOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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Ques. Why did they old man put wheels on his rocking chair?
Ans. So he could rock and roll!!!!!!!!
This joke was submitted by cam anna.
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Ques. How come cannibals don’t eat clowns?
Ans. Because they taste funny
This joke was submitted by Anthony.
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Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumour.
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Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. woman to show him how to work it.
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Ques Whats Difference Between A Fly And A Mosquito?
Ans A Mousketo can fly BUT A Fly can’t Mosquito
This joke was submitted by Friendly MAN.
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Q) What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
A) Pull out the pin and throw it back!
This joke was submitted by Jimmy.
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Ques) Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Ans) It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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