Alex Joke – Tomato


Ques Why did the tomato lose the race ?
Ans Because he needed to ketchup

This joke was submitted by the race.


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How To Drown A Blonde


Ques. How do you drown a blonde ?
Ans . Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool
OR
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

This joke was submitted by stacey kent.


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Funny Stupid Questions

1. When were there only three vowels?
Before U (you) or I were born!

2. How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Climb up the tree and act like a nut!

3. Where do you find tall teachers?
In a high school!

This joke was submitted by Emma.


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A Blonde Joke

Q. If you chuck a blonde and a brick off a bridge which one would land first?

A. The brick because the blonde would ask for directions all the way down.

This joke was submitted by Jarrod Haynes.


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Crazy Blonde

Question How u make a blonde go crazy
Answer. Put her in a round room and tell her to go to the corner

This joke was submitted by pimpalex.


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Killing People

Q: How do you kill a blonde?

A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Q: How do you kill a blonde’s sister?

A: Tell her to go give her CPR(Cardiopulmonary resuscitation).

This joke was submitted by GOOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!.


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Rocking Chair

Ques. Why did they old man put wheels on his rocking chair?

Ans. So he could rock and roll!!!!!!!!

This joke was submitted by cam anna.


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