Biting Insects
The Teacher asked Little Johnny, “How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?”
Little Johnny replied, “Just Don’t bite any.”
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Short Funny Jokes - Page 5
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Devil or Santa Claus
School teacher asked Little Johnny, “Do you believe in the Devil?”
“No,” said Little Johnny. “It’s the same as Santa Claus. I know it’s my daddy.”
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Teacher and Little Johnny
Teacher to Little Johnny – Tell me one thing which flies in the sky but gives birth on earth
Little Johnny replies in a fraction of second- Air Hostess
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Halloween Party
A patient goes to doctor and says, “Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do about it?”
Doctor replies candidly,” Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.”
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Redneck in Flight
A Redneck was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, over-sized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
“Do you always carry such heavy luggage?” she sighed.
“No more,” redneck said. “Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!”
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Peer Pressure
In an interview, reporters asked a 111 year old man, ‘What do you think is the best thing about being 111?’
He replied, ‘No peer pressure.’
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Thanksgiving Pilgrims
Teacher: “Where did the Pilgrims ( of thanksgiving) come from?”
Little Johnny: “Their parents, of course!”
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