To accomplish great things exams sms

To accomplish great things
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

My nights are going sleepless exam

My nights are going sleepless
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

Human brain functions 24 hours a day except during

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

So Why learn

The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.

Lover’z Name

In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper..
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After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam..
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After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz..

Girl Was Yelling in the Church

girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!
The priest inquired: Why must you pray so, my child?
Girl:That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!

Rain of summer snow of winter exams sms

Rain of summer snow of winter
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

A question from a teacher

A teacher asked his student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting a successful business?
Students: “Father in law”.

Exams are there-Student SMS

Exams are there,
At the Paper you stare;
The answer is no where,
Which makes you pull your hair.
The teachers make you glare,
The grades are not fair,
But just like the past Twenty years,
We Do Not Care!

Tips to study

Some tips to study …
Don’t study hard but study well;
Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too;
Don’t memorize, but understand fully;
Never call it difficult but a challenge;
Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn;
Never be sorry for not sleeping some days,
…..There’s lots of time to sleep when you die!

Exams are like girl friends

Exams are like girl friends
– difficult 2 understand
– too many questions
– more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure…

I am not cheating but studding

Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!

The Funniest And

The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?

Like Girl Friend

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Hi Friends I Have Decided-Student

Hi Friends!
I have decided to to Stop messaging until my Final Papers are Over.
I have to Study and this is the most important time of my career.
I hope you all will cooperate with me.
Thanks…
Well That was the Height of Over Acting.

I am the Most Outstanding-Student

I am The Most Outstanding Student of My Class…
Because….
I Always Stand Outside the Class…
Proud to be Outstanding… face-smile.png

Whats the Height of Hope-Student

Whats the height of hope??
Ans: Sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand and telling yourself:
“Dude, Do not worry. Exams will get postponed!”

No Physics Answers

When We Throw a Ball in The Air,
Why does it Come Down?
No Physics Answers Plz.
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Because No one is there up to Catch the Ball

Question Paper of 2020

Question paper of 2020 in Pakistan
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Q1 – Name the cities of Pakistan where electricity is found?
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Q2 – How does Sugar tastes? Explain in your own words.
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Q3 – Draw a neat and labeled diagram of a suicide jacket.
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Q4 – In ancient times, What was PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples.
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Q5 – Explain principle and working of a DRONE…

Engineer Students

Long Time Ago,
People who Sacrificed their Sleep,
Forgot their Family,
Forgot their Food,
Forgot laughter were called “SAINTS”
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But now they are called…
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ENGINEERING Students