Yo Mamma Jokes Submitted By Users

Yo mamma so stupid she jumped out of a boat and missed the water!
– Germaine

Yo mamma so stupid she taped a piece of paper on the T.V. and said “Im watching paper-veiw”!!!
– Riah Trejo

ya mamma so poor i stepped on a cigarette and she said who turned the heat off
– jj

ya mamma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family
– jj

your Momma so fat that she doesn’t have to use the internet because she’s world wide
– Milo/funnyface

Yo mamma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers!!:)
– Dylan mc sorley

yo mamma’s so hairy there were bushrangers in the woods they mistaked your mamma as a bear and shot the poor love
– zander

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Phantom, on February 2nd, 2010 Said:

yo mama so fat when she does ballet she wears saturn as her tutu!.

yo mamas so poor ,new orleans is sending her money!

yo mamas so ulgy,she made? jason drop his machete on his foot!

yo mamas so big and hairy ,bigfoot couldn’t find his way out!
Amy, on October 16th, 2010 Said:

your moms soo dopey when she was ment to be painting her nails she painted her teeth instead!
PIGLET, on March 16th, 2011 Said:

yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback waz a refund
PIGLET, on March 16th, 2011 Said:

yo mama so fat, when a shooting star went past, she wished to be skinny . But that waz imposible so the star turned into a black hole and she got stuck!!!

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