Parking the Car

A blonde walks into a bank in Toronto and asks for the Loans Officer.
She tells the Loans Officer that she is going on a business trip to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.00. The Loans Officer says that the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car was parked on the street outside the bank.


She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car a collateral for the loan. The Loans Officer and the bank employees all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank’s underground parking garage and park it there. Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the $5,000 and interest, which comes to $15.41. The Loans Officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found out that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000 ?” The blonde replies…”Where else in Toronto can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it still to be there when I return?”

(16 votes, average: 2.81 out of 5)
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12 Responses to “Parking the Car”

  1. golebfish, on June 19th, 2007 Said:

    thats stupid, it defeats the purpose of a blonde joke she isnt dumb at all

  2. globetrotter, on June 20th, 2007 Said:

    that no good blondes are stupid not cleaver

  3. Ashlee, on September 3rd, 2007 Said:

    thats a good joke…but make it into a brunett joke

  4. Angel, on September 4th, 2007 Said:

    That’s quite clever, but would make more sense if it were a brunette joke.

  5. the spartan, on September 10th, 2007 Said:

    yeah a brunett joke would have been funnier, maybe even a ginger joke?

  6. Pixie, on October 10th, 2007 Said:

    it doesn’t HAVE to be a dumb blonde joke, just a blonde joke. i liked it anyway. made me giggle…

  7. noob, on January 8th, 2008 Said:

    wtf why she use h4x0r on her iq lolz

  8. Annoymous, on January 25th, 2008 Said:

    that’s harsh. fair enough blondes are shown to be thick but it takes the micky when you insult the clever ones!

  9. runescape luvser, on August 7th, 2008 Said:

    thats the worst blonde joke i have ever heard really it should have been sumtin like the car is parked in the bank or sumthn like that runescape rules.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Random Person,, on September 1st, 2008 Said:

    nice joke, i think that there’s something wrong with people thinking all blonde jokes have to be about dumb blondes. it was kinda cool to actually see one where the blonde was using her brain

  11. cats are cute, on September 18th, 2008 Said:

    it was dumb
    i am a smart blond and blond jokes are STUPID!!!!!!!

  12. Timothy Greene, on April 22nd, 2009 Said:

    I think it would have been a better brunette joke also. I voted two stars on it. made me laugh though.