Some More One Liners

Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

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