Seven Impossible Things To Say when Drunk

1. No thanks, I’m married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.

4. I’m not interested in fighting you.

5. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!

6. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

7. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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