Q. If you chuck a blonde and a brick off a bridge which one would land first?

A. The brick because the blonde would ask for directions all the way down.

Q: How do you kill a blonde?

A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Q: How do you kill a blonde’s sister?

A: Tell her to go give her CPR(Cardiopulmonary resuscitation).

Ques. How come cannibals don’t eat clowns?
Ans. Because they taste funny

Ques Whats Difference Between A Fly And A Mosquito?
Ans A Mousketo can fly BUT A Fly can’t Mosquito

Ques) Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

Ans) It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Ques – How do you keep and idiot busy?

Answer – Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go?

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

3.If the ‘black box’ flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

4.Why do people say, ‘you’ve been working like a dog’ when dogs just sit around all day?

5.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

6.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

7.What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

8.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

9.Why is it called a ‘building’ when it is already built?

10.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?

11.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their  MISTAKE.
Answer  : On their MARRIAGE.

Question : Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Answer  : Because per Constitution,  you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same
Mistake.

Question : How does a wise man  tells a woman to keep quiet?                                           Answer :You looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when your LIPS are  CLOSED.

Question : How can we reduce alcohol consumption                                                      Answer:   Before  Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage – Drink whenever you  are HAPPY

Ques : What do you call a cow with a crown?

Ans: A dairy queen.

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A. He uses “windows”.