Q: What did the gangster’s son
Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
Having “WIFE” Is A
Part Of Living…
But
Having “GIRLFRIEND”
Along With The “WIFE” Is
Art Of Living
A Simple fact:
Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:
-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend
Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future 😉
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
“Hi,wat ru doin?”
His honest reply,”MISSING U”
A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
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.
.
Paining ???
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.
.
No !!
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.
Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!! :O
A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.
Wanna make money through Facebook…??
Go to:
Account->
account settings->
and click on
De-activate your Account
than
Start Working…!! Lolz 😛
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
This Funny fact always happen wid me:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!
.
.
But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
& Mom/Dad enters d room! 😉
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet:
Dear Math,
Im sick & tired of finding ur x
Jst accpt d fact dat she’s gone!
Move On dude!
Words Written Above A Classroom Clock.
This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Do you know
how it feels to love
someone who doesnt
love you ?
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.
.
Its like
waiting for a boat at the airport
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
“Call A Girl Pretty
& She Will Remember It For
5 Minutes..!
Call A Girl Ugly
& She Will Remember It
Forever..!”
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Carry On””,
I Have Coins!
Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won’t Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
…
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha