Dear What’s Your Birth Date?
A boy wanted to know the age of his girl friend….
So he asked
Boy: Dear what’s your birth date?
Girl: 4th November
Boy : which year
Girl: O JAAN “EVERY YEAR”…
A boy wanted to know the age of his girl friend….
So he asked
Boy: Dear what’s your birth date?
Girl: 4th November
Boy : which year
Girl: O JAAN “EVERY YEAR”…
Boy: I Hate To See A Girl Standing In A Bus
When I Am Comfortably Seated.
Girl: So What Do You Do?
Boy: I Close My Eyes And Sleep
Urgent Girlfriend Needed..
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Qualification – Must Be The Only Daughter Of A Petrol Pump Owner..!! 😀
I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!
Define A Woman….
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Someone Who Can Talk 4 Hours While Standing At The Door .
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But She Won’t Sit …
Because Shes Getting Late…:
Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From ’Pre Nursery’
The awkward moment when
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &
their parents turns towards you
and asks
“Do you ever talk to your parents like this?”
lolz….
The awkward moment when 😉
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &
their parents turns towards you
and asks
“Do you ever talk to your parents like this?” XD
Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”
Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”
If u care 4 me,i will care 4 u,if u miss me,i will miss u,if u msg me,i will msg u,if u forget me..
sorry dear kahani me TWIST hai,i will kill U!
Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”
A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Little girl: “Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?’”
Mother: “Because he thinks he’s a chicken.”
Little girl: “Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken?”
Mother: “We need the eggs.”
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Short & Sharp:
Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence..